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搞笑个性句子!

Discussion in '谈天说地' started by 小仙女, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. 小仙女

    小仙女 New Member

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    骑白马的不一定是王子,他可能是唐僧;带翅膀的也不一定是天使,妈妈说,那是鸟人。

    站的更高,尿的更远。

    穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们找去吧。

    打台湾我捐一个月的生活费,打美国我捐一年的生活费, 打日本我捐他妈的一条命! 我不是随便的人。我随便起来不是人。

    女人无所谓正派,正派是因为受到的引诱不够;男人无所谓忠诚,忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低……

    水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌!

    一大学生 最低奋斗目标:农妇,山泉,有点田..

    再过几十年,我们来相会,送到火葬场,全部烧成灰,你一堆,我一堆,谁也不认识谁,全部送到农村做化肥。

    自从我变成了狗屎,就再也没有人踩在我头上了。
     
  2. oicq我爱玩

    oicq我爱玩 New Member

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    木 JJ 的帖子一律8回:eek:
     
  3. wycsg

    wycsg New Member

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    很有想象力的帖子啊,尤其是 自从我变成了狗屎,就再也没有人踩在我头上了。 经典。
     
  4. shrek

    shrek New Member

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    穿别人的鞋,走自己的路,让他们找去吧。
     
  5. 总代

    总代 New Member

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    搞笑个性句子不搞笑!
     
  6. zmnet

    zmnet Well-Known Member

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  7. oicq我爱玩

    oicq我爱玩 New Member

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